Author Archives: "Doctor" Ben Carson

About "Doctor" Ben Carson

"Doctor" Ben Carson is running for president, which is only slightly less ridiculous than the fact that he ranks second in the polls (that Donald Trump is first in the polls is most ridiculous of all). These are "Doctor" Ben's actual statements. Not one word was changed.

The Poetry of “Doctor” Ben Carson

Dr. Ben Carson is the greatest political poet since prime Rumsfeld. Continue reading

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