Author Archives: Lawrence Benner

Lawrence Benner

About Lawrence Benner

Lawrence Benner lives in Asheville, North Carolina with his girlfriend and three cats. They watch a lot of Battlestar Galactica lately. He is a writer and independent filmmaker and co-founder of the imaginary film company Buried Pictures, now in its tenth year of complete anonymity, about which he insists he is not in the least bit bitter.
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THE 50 GREATEST IDEAS I’VE FOUND SCRIBBLED ON SCRAPS OF PAPER IN MY POCKET AFTER I’VE BEEN DRINKING

Larry Benner likes alcohol. Continue reading

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JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

Someone wants to kill Lawrence Benner. At the mall. Continue reading

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And To All a Good Night

In this holiday trilogy that should be read around the fire, Lawrence Benner brilliantly captures the heart and soul of Christmas. Plus evil, redemption, and the lifting of veils. Continue reading

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Turning Rebellion Into Money

Resigned to cultural plagiarism and the widespread appropriation of both Art and Punk, Lawrence Benner blows a hole in Ronald McDonald’s plastic forehead in revenge. Continue reading

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The Flowering of Malice

Larry Benner goes back to the very beginning and then explains the world in twenty installments. Plus, rats the size of Schnauzers. Continue reading

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A Letter from Mayberry: The South Versus the GOP

Lawrence Benner takes a look at the place of his birth, North Carolina, and where it fits into the political and cultural landscape of The South in 2013. Continue reading

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The Search For Symphonions: A Brief History Of Patrick Swayze, Submerged Towns, Giant Phalluses, And Haunted Ice-Sculptures, or, How To Transform Yourself Into A Mole

Larry Benner searches for the truth about a secret society of musical instrument makers, and on the way runs into the ghost of Patrick Swayze. Continue reading

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