Author Archives: Sean Beaudoin

Sean Beaudoin

About Sean Beaudoin

Sean Beaudoin is the author of You Killed Wesley Payne and The Infects. His latest novel is the punk rock opus Wise Young Fool. His stories and articles have appeared in numerous publications, including: The Onion, Glimmer Train, The San Francisco Chronicle, and Spirit-the inflight magazine of Southwest Airlines. He frequently ends his bio with an ironic or self-deprecating personal comment. www.SeanBeaudoin.com Twitter:@SeanBeaudoin
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A Short History of a Young Addict

This way lies madness: the line between collecting, hoarding, and full-blown dependency. Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin vs. Peter Mountford

Take a front row seat for this exciting, no-holds-barred game of style and wit, in which eight topics of the day are parsed, thrust, and parried as you listen to the intellectual steel clang! Continue reading

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Drugs In the Bathroom, Lines on the Court

Sean Beaudoin used to knit. Yeah, so what? You got a problem with that? No, you mind your own business. No, you shut up. Continue reading

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Stella’s Art Project

Sean Beaudoin begins and ends a year-long art project with his daughter. Continue reading

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RIP Elmore Leonard

Elmore Leonard, 1925-2013. Continue reading

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The Horrors of Self-Promotion

Naked author Polaroids. Live! Nude! Fully exposed! Please tip your server. Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin vs. Duke Haney

Take a front row seat for this exciting, no-holds-barred game of style and wit, in which eight topics of the day are parsed, thrust, and parried as you listen to the intellectual steel clang. This week’s P/CP: The All Women Edition! Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin vs. Lenore Zion

Take a front row seat for this exciting, no-holds-barred game of style and wit, in which eight topics of the day are parsed, thrust, and parried as you listen to the intellectual steel clang! Continue reading

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Dear Students of “We Are Not Interested in Your Advice” High

Sean Beaudoin is asked to write a letter to a graduating class of high school students and quickly discovers how impossible it is to give anyone advice, least of all an auditorium full of seventeen-year-olds. Continue reading

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Ronald Reagan, The Greatest President Who Ever Lived

The naming of an airport wasn’t enough. President Reagan should be sainted. Sean Beaudoin offers two thousand words, a scene from St. Elmo’s Fire, plus the head of Rob Lowe to prove it. Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin vs. Greg Olear (Anniversary Edition)

Take a front row seat for this exciting, no-holds-barred game of style and wit, in which eight topics of the day are parsed, thrust, and parried as you listen to the intellectual steel clang! Continue reading

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Walking Dead Season 3: The Cliffs Notes

The perfect Easter present, just what Lazarus asked for in his basket: The entire third season of The Walking Dead reduced down, like a fine demi-glace, into one succinct paragraph. Continue reading

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