Author Archives: Sean Beaudoin

Sean Beaudoin

About Sean Beaudoin

Sean Beaudoin (@seanbeaudoin) is the author of five novels, including The Infects and Wise Young Fool. His new short story collection, Welcome Thieves, is just out with Algonquin Books.

Strike a Blow Against Breitbart in Under a Minute

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12 Musicians Who Died This Year Respond to the Election of Donald Trump

It’s entirely possible that there’s a musical solution to all this, and that the wisdom of those who have recently left us should not be squandered.




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25 Ways Hillary Can Fix America By Wednesday

President Hillary can make it all better with these 25 easy-to-enact and non-partisan steps, and then take the weekend off. American actually can be (fixed) Made Great Again.




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Take the Trump/Wiener Test

Still an undecided voter? Take the Wiener/Trump test and immediately solve the problem.




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Rumble at Hofstra: Trump V. Clinton Round One

Sean Beaudoin calls Sean Hannity, gets no response.




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Twenty-five Women I Fell in Love With Before I Was Twenty-five

A random and possibly embarrassing list of crushes, inane longings, smoldering gazes, and youthful inamoratas. “Deep down, all we really want is to be righteously hated by a woman not even deigning to put effort into her pretense of love.”




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Literary Seductions: Twenty Books To Hook Up To

Sean Beaudoin tells you how to enjoy the ending.




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Helter Skelter and Why Obama Won’t Say “Radical Islam”

Words describe everything and nothing. Language inspires and uplifts, retards, and destroys.




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Sunday Ink – Gorgons and Hydras

The single best art-prose mashup on the Internet




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