Author Archives: Sean Beaudoin

Sean Beaudoin

About Sean Beaudoin

Sean Beaudoin is the author of You Killed Wesley Payne and The Infects. His latest novel is the punk rock opus Wise Young Fool. His stories and articles have appeared in numerous publications, including: The Onion, Glimmer Train, The San Francisco Chronicle, and Spirit-the inflight magazine of Southwest Airlines. He frequently ends his bio with an ironic or self-deprecating personal comment. www.SeanBeaudoin.com Twitter:@SeanBeaudoin
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Dear Students of “We Are Not Interested in Your Advice” High

Sean Beaudoin is asked to write a letter to a graduating class of high school students and quickly discovers how impossible it is to give anyone advice, least of all an auditorium full of seventeen-year-olds. Continue reading

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Ronald Reagan, The Greatest President Who Ever Lived

The naming of an airport wasn’t enough. President Reagan should be sainted. Sean Beaudoin offers two thousand words, a scene from St. Elmo’s Fire, plus the head of Rob Lowe to prove it. Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin vs. Greg Olear (Anniversary Edition)

Take a front row seat for this exciting, no-holds-barred game of style and wit, in which eight topics of the day are parsed, thrust, and parried as you listen to the intellectual steel clang! Continue reading

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Walking Dead Season 3: The Cliffs Notes

The perfect Easter present, just what Lazarus asked for in his basket: The entire third season of The Walking Dead reduced down, like a fine demi-glace, into one succinct paragraph. Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin vs. Joshua Mohr

Take a front row seat for this exciting, no-holds-barred game of style and wit, in which eight topics of the day are parsed, thrust, and parried as you listen to the intellectual steel clang! Continue reading

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The 50 Greatest Names in Cinematic History

With a single click awaits the one Essential List that has yet to be compiled: the 50 Greatest Names in all of cinema history. Continue reading

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The Short Life and Long Death of a Zine

After breakdancing, but before the Internet, there were zines. Sean Beaudoin investigates the era of self-published fanzine culture, and his own doomed immersion within. Continue reading

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The 12 Most Pointless Remakes Ever Remade

Wherein Sean Beaudoin posits that the truly horrible remake is, in fact, at the vanguard of a burgeoning movement of cutting-edge avant garde expression. Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin vs. Jess Walter

Take a front row seat for this exciting, no-holds-barred game of style and wit, in which eight topics of the day are parsed, thrust, and parried as you listen to the intellectual steel clang! Continue reading

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The 12 Best People of 2012

Makes the 2011 list look like a bunch of pikers. Continue reading

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A Philosopher’s Holiday—Does a Certain Morning Even Exist?

Sean Beaudoin astonishes his friends and family by refuting cynicism and embracing Claus. Continue reading

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Going Home

Sean Beaudoin attempts to ascribe a veneer of meaning to the events of last week. Continue reading

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