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Tom Gualtieri

About Tom Gualtieri

Tom Gualtieri (@TomGGualtieri)is a theatre artist with his hand in many disciplines: lyricist, playwright, performer, director, knitter. He maintains an ongoing collaboration with composer David Sisco. His solo play, That Play: A Solo Macbeth, was nominated for a 2013 Drama Desk Award.
The Last Samurai poster

The Last Last: A Memo About Your Most Recent Title

On the subject of movie titles, Tom Gualtieri has the last word. Continue reading

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Game of Thrones: the execution of Ned Stark (l. to r. Sophie Turner, Lena Headey, Jack Gleeson, Sean Bean)

Game of Thrones: Hurts So Good

Game of Thrones is the ultimate in horror, Tom Gualtieri says. Continue reading

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The Solution to Gay Panic

Tom Gualtieri wonders what to do about Arizona’s “gay panic,” and gets an answer from RuPaul. Continue reading

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It feels good here and here and everywhere.

My Buzzy Valentine, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Vibrating Masturbation Sleeve

For Valentine’s Day, Tom Gualtieri searches in, out, up, down and all around for the perfect automated lover. Continue reading

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unicorn pooping a rainbow (art from www.20px.com)

Where There’s Smoke

Tom Gualtieri digs through the muck surrounding the Aaron Schock and Chris Christie scandals…and it ain’t unicorn poop. Continue reading

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A classic bum: open up.

Bottoms Up: Come Out on Top in 2014

Tom Gualtieri posits changing your position in 2014 for more yin/yang in your ying-yang. Continue reading

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kissing the right way

A Curmudgeon’s Guide to Mistletoe Mishaps

Tom Gualtieri tells you why your kisses under the mistletoe are all wrong and how you can improve them. Continue reading

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