Author Archives: Vince Navy

About Vince Navy

Vince Navy is the original Walking Dude. After a stint in the Merchant Marine and a few tours on trumpet for Johnny Midnight and the Velveteers, he released his first chapbook Howling From The End of The End, which was followed by the iconic short story collection Abduction Songs and Cock Shadows. Navy currently lives in San Francisco with his partner Reina and their dogs Isolde and Tristan. He is hard at work on a novel about all the things Nathaniel West forgot to satirize. Follow him @VinceNavy

SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: White Newscaster Lies

Posted on February 21, 2015 by Vince Navy

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Seven Things We Don’t Care About This Week: Super Bowl Edition

Posted on January 31, 2015 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Your Ski Equipment in the Garage

Posted on January 10, 2015 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Wedding Helter, Honeymoon Skelter

Posted on November 29, 2014 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Bridget Jones Edition

Posted on October 25, 2014 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: Staying Alive Longer

Posted on September 27, 2014 by Vince Navy

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SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: You and your mustache

Posted on September 6, 2014 by Vince Navy

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