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Trump’s Inaugural Address: Unabridged Version

The complete text of the first draft of the address, translated from the original Russian. Continue reading




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Trump is a Fascist, This is a Coup, I’m Not Normalizing It on Facebook

In which Russian prostitutes pee all over your precious safe space.




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Playing the Donald Trump Game

I noticed a phenomenon during this election. Vulnerable, marginalized people supporting Donald Trump—or at least claiming publicly to support Donald Trump.




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What Are the Odds of Donald Trump Serving All Four Years of His Term?

Calculating the odds of political survival of the unfittest.




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Trump’s Cabinet Picks are Contestants on New Season of The Apprentice

Reality TV has merged with realpolitik.




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Can We Pay Donald Trump to Step Down?

Would Donald Trump accept the largest golden parachute of all time to step down?




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President Rapist: Women Under Trump

Never has a photograph of two women having tea been so terrifying.




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Help Us, Barack Obama. You’re Our Only Hope.

In which President Obama has the “I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane” moment we’ve been waiting for for eight years, and gives the speech we all want to hear.




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A Series of Tweets from #LiberalElites

We say they’re racists, they call us liberal elites. Craig Baldo examines, in a series of tweets.




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