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Donald Trump’s America

If you’re not scared, you should be. Donald Trump’s America has never been closer to a reality. Continue reading




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RNC: Not For Me

Elissa Schappell’s notes from the 2016 Republican National Convention.




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Helter Skelter and Why Obama Won’t Say “Radical Islam”

Words describe everything and nothing. Language inspires and uplifts, retards, and destroys.




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Sideshow Donald: Trump’s Campaign is Right Out of “The Simpsons”

Let’s hope Hillary is a better candidate than Joe Quimby.




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50 Bullet Points Concerning America’s Gun Psychosis

If you’re still alive, you’re not Orlando. Do something. Do anything.




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Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton speaks at a rally, Monday, June 6, 2016, in Lynwood, Calif. (AP Photo/John Locher)

#GirlIGuessImWithHer: Why Hillary Deserves Your Enthusiasm Too

Like it or not, it’s time for Hillary.




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Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton speaks at a rally, Monday, June 6, 2016, in Lynwood, Calif. (AP Photo/John Locher)

Why I’m Opting Out of a Revolution

Not all Millennials feel the Bern.




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“20 Minutes of Action” Warrants More than 15 Minutes of Outrage

More than the proverbial teaching moment, Mr. Turner’s anti-epiphany (twenty minutes of action!) is sui generis; it’s so wrong it’s a paradoxical but perfect gift.




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A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY EXPERIENCES IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOMS OF NORTH CAROLINA

During the Great North American Blizzard of 1996, while I was stranded for several days in the Greyhound Bus Terminal in Charlotte, I masturbated out of boredom to an L.L. Bean catalogue.




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