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The Song Of Sloth

Maybe The Sleepytime Bear is actually some sort of REM sleep vampire who feeds on the delta brainwaves of insomniacs, keeping them asleep long enough to feed, while their life force slowly ebbs away. On the astral plane, he flies out in darkness on great bat-like wings, scouring the countryside, the valleys and thoroughfares of the night echoing with his bloodthirsty cries. Continue reading

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In Defense of Disco

At its height, the “Disco Sucks” movement drew fifty-nine thousand people to a Chicago stadium to watch a shock jock explode LPs, inciting a full-on riot of mostly white dudes. WTF? Our Robert Burke Warren, who became enamored of disco in the lusty confines of a Catholic school broom closet, writes about the music that arrived at the same time as his teens, and how it inspired him. Continue reading

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What We Talk About When We Talk About Sex (In Fiction)

Writing about sex is like engaging in sex: it’s hard. Except when it’s not hard enough. Continue reading

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Riding the Midnight Cowboy: Interview with a Male Companion

Everything you wanted to know about male prostitutes but were afraid to ask. Continue reading

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The 50 Dorkiest Songs You Secretly Love

For once, internet-fostered shamelessness is a good thing, with “The Top 50 Dorkiest Songs You Secretly Love.” Weeklings music editor Robert Burke Warren boldly goes where we’ve all gone before – into the realm of uncool, guilty pleasures; rock, pop, soul, rap, and, of course, disco all get their dork due. You know you love it. Continue reading

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The Solution to Gay Panic

Tom Gualtieri wonders what to do about Arizona’s “gay panic,” and gets an answer from RuPaul. Continue reading

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My Buzzy Valentine, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Vibrating Masturbation Sleeve

For Valentine’s Day, Tom Gualtieri searches in, out, up, down and all around for the perfect automated lover. Continue reading

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Bottoms Up: Come Out on Top in 2014

Tom Gualtieri posits changing your position in 2014 for more yin/yang in your ying-yang. Continue reading

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Welcome to the Madhouse

How a belief in privacy for your sex life taught Tom Gualtieri that the internet is bananas. Continue reading

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