Tag Archives: hillary

Help Us, Barack Obama. You’re Our Only Hope.

In which President Obama has the “I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane” moment we’ve been waiting for for eight years, and gives the speech we all want to hear. Continue reading

Posted in Current Events | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

12 Musicians Who Died This Year Respond to the Election of Donald Trump

It’s entirely possible that there’s a musical solution to all this, and that the wisdom of those who have recently left us should not be squandered. Continue reading

Posted in Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Democrats Can’t Win If They Won’t Fight

The only time Democrats love firearms is when they enter a circular firing squad… Continue reading

Posted in Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

25 Ways Hillary Can Fix America By Wednesday

President Hillary can make it all better with these 25 easy-to-enact and non-partisan steps, and then take the weekend off. American actually can be (fixed) Made Great Again. Continue reading

Posted in Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Rumble at Hofstra: Trump V. Clinton Round One

Sean Beaudoin calls Sean Hannity, gets no response. Continue reading

Posted in Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Political Time Machine

If Trump starts a nuclear war, it’s going to be a great nuclear war, the most fiery, fallout-heavy, centuries-long-nuclear-winterish war anyone could imagine. Continue reading

Posted in Politics, The American Scream | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

SEVEN THINGS WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK: That Party On The Roof Song

Every single thing that we shouldn’t be talking about now combined in one easy-to-swallow gel cap. Continue reading

Posted in Seven Things We Don't Care About | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin vs. Sean Murphy – the 90’s Edition

Take a front row seat for this exciting, no-holds-barred game of style and wit, in which eight topics of the day are parsed, thrust, and parried as you listen to the intellectual steel clang! Continue reading

Posted in Point/Counterpoint | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments