Tag Archives: Newt Gingrich

As close as Romney gets to "conservative."

Social Conservatives: Impeding Progress Since 1776

“On every major issue in the annals of this country, the social conservatives have been in the wrong,” writes Greg Olear. “Every issue, every time.” Continue reading

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Newt Gingrich approximates the size of condom he will require.

Fetal Attraction

Typically, Republicans want to off everything with a heartbeat, be it an adorable animal, an enemy combatant, or a behoodied teen on his way to buy Skittles. Why, Stacie Adams wonders, should the unborn be exempt? Continue reading

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“Hold me down and shave me. Please. They’ve burrowed into my scalp and are controlling my every thought.”

The Thirteen Types of Men You Should Hate as Much or More than the Men You Already Pretty Much Instinctively Hate

A Response to Ms. Elissa Schappell, and Women in General, from a Man With Generally Tepid Opinions and a Natural Disdain For Forums, or, Finally, Someone (Sean Beaudoin) Dares to Step up and Defend White Men. Continue reading

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"I want you to vote Romney," said Michele Bachmann

Twit Rombot 2012

In which Elissa Schappell dismantles the GOP cyborg known colloquially as “Mitt Romney.” Continue reading

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Bound4Life is a pro-life advocacy group, apparently, and not a website that traffics in arty bondage photographs.

It is a Truth Universally Acknowledged that a Woman in Possession of a Good Uterus Must be in Want of a Man to Regulate it

In which Elissa Schappell contemplates the latest right-wing salvos in the War Against Women. Continue reading

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